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Another slang word for a man's penis.
The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.
When two people take a shit into the same toilet
Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one
A task carried out by a single person; solo.
Need help with the car tomorrow?
No thanks, I can fix that one-manded.
The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.
Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home
"Where's Wez gone?"
"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"
"Not nice one Wez"