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to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.
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one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.
babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!
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When two people who know each other have engaged in sexual activity with the same person.
You slept with Peter too? OMG, sex degrees of separation!
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A ancient Indian artifact, common in South Alabama. The sex stone in other words is known as a fucking rock.
That there is a Indian sex stone, otherwise known as a fucking rock
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A game that promises to make your balls explode fifty two times in one minute. These games are click bait. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THEY WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE, BELIEVE ME. They are just a sad excuse to show big tiddied girls with even bigger dicks
Guy 1: hey did you ever click on that adult sex game?
Guy 2: yeah, never been more disappointed in my entire life
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: man that chick had a bigger dick than mine
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A term used when speaking of intercourse between two homosexual males.
Mike: OMGZ LETS HAVE HOMO BUTT SEX
Matthew Goforth: KAY!!!
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