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An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
A God that will eat your ass
Man: Damn it here comes Carter he is going to eat my ass
Man 2: Oh poop
To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.
Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.
If your name is Carter you are so cool and hot, this kid is cool. If you’re number 35 on the soccer team you’re even cooler
Woah that kid is named carter how cool
Quite annoying, pear-shaped, some may even say he resembles sid the sloth. Carter has a hard time finding a girlfriend that is willing to put up with his moodiness. He thinks he is really cool when he wears his leather football jacket and drives around in his black SS Cobalt. May get set up on the odd blind date, but they will always appear larger than on their Instagram account. Also referred to as BBMJ (Big Booty Moody Judy) and resembles a T-Rex while running and skating.
Chelsea: Who’s that running across the field?
Jenna: Is that a T-Rex?
Chelsea: I think that’s carter!