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November 1- National pick up a dead cicada day and put it on your science teachers desk.
you: "Todays November 1! You know what that means..."
Friend 1: "Oh Ms. Boob is gonna be so scared!"
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ayo throw your murda 1 on so we can go rob that nigga from uptown
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Something you say when you clearly have not made sense to bring it back into the correct context
Guy:Let's go to the museum with the fish
Girl: you mean an aquarium??
Guy: same difference the just rearrange the letters
Girl: there's no q in museum!
Guy: you know I mean it's a house of fish just carry the 1
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the day the best man on this earth qian kun was born
“holy shit it’s january 1st, the day qian kun was born”
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A male individual who has an unhealthy obsession with another mans pubic area. Although not homosexual a 1 T fixates upon another mans penis often referring to it as cock, sausage or meat. A 1 T’s fascination does not usually stray from his inner circle of friends. A 1 T may often go unnoticed until his ability to hide his addiction becomes uncontrollable, initially he may just talk to his male friends over the phone about double ending sausages, but this would then escalate to repeatedly utilizing the word cock. A 1 T is neither a threat nor a sexual marauder however friends need to be aware of any possible changes in a male friend’s behavior that may lead to future uncomfortable situations
Gaz and Jake need to be careful with Mat he is a 1 T.
Did you see 1 T the other day he's started continually writing cock when talking to his friends which is very much out of character.
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Mach 1 is the speed of sound and is 767.269 MPH.
You have to go at Mach 1 to create a wormhole.
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