Dirty Joey the 2nd

A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers

Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty Joey.

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Joey Bag o' Donuts

A term used in Italian-American communites (particularly in the Philadelphia area and eastward) to describe a fat person. Italian-American for "fat-ass."

Hey Joey Bag o' Donuts, how 'bout you put down that cannoli and help me dump this body into the river.

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Nice Talking to You Joey

When you are talking to someone and they don't respond even after you ask them the same question multiple times

"Hey Josh how was your day"-Tiberious
"..."-Lupito
"Hey Josh how was your day, again"-Tiberious
"..."-Lupito
"Nice talking to you Joey"-Tiberious

Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.

Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

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Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.

Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

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Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo

A name that Homer Simpson makes up in season 5, episode 9: The Last Temptation of Homer. He is in love with fellow worker Mindy and asks Moe for advice with this name, which is also the name of one of Moe's regulars.

Homer: "Moe, I need your advice."
Moe: "Yeah?"
Homer: "See, I got this friend named... Joey Joe Joe... Junior... Shabadoo?"
(A man in the back of the bar appears interested)
Moe: "That's the worst name I ever heard."
(Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo looks up, then runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: "Hey! Joey Joe Joe!"
Homer: "Aw, what the hell, it's me!"

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