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A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.
He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!
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A right-wing philosopher who opposes the Trans Agenda
Member of the daily wire crew
I watched Matt Walsh's documentary
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The big, red-headed white dude who plays for the San Antonio Spurs. He is a local legend at the University of Florida.
"Who is that pale guy with red hair shooting all those bricks?"
"Oh, I think that's Matt Bonner."
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A Matt Damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film Team America World Police in the film Matt Damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a retard. It can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever
I can't believe you did that' my other friend 'what did he do' 'he pulled a matt damon
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A slim and homosexual boy who insists upon the fact that he is strait and funny, though most know he is not, and he is really a faggot. Believed to be found at Rock University very often. He takes it up the ass much too often.
Dammit, we play Rock University today. There is sure to be a Rock matt at the game.
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An advanced sexual technique whereby the man bends the woman over a desk and vigorously copulates with her until she passes out and needs to be resuscitated by Paramedics.
My girl came over last night and I gave her the 'ol Matt Lauer for good measure
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A person who choreographs the best dance videos. Or who really knows how to dance
Girl 1: Did you see that dude at the club?
Girl 2: He danced like a Matt Steffanina.
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