Matt-Trick

A Matt-Trick is one of the not-so-funny pranks that my cadet roomie, Matt, does to me while I'm sleeping -- he checks to see if I've got a morning piss-boner, and, if I do, then he puts my hand in a pan of warm water and I have a piss-gasm in my bed.

He did it again! He did another piss-gasm Matt-Trick on me this morning!

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