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Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly.
Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good!
Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM
Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.
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An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.
"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women
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A Ryan can most easily be identified by the texture of his hair-despite the fact that he normally denies it, it really does look and feel like a horse's mane. He often has an uncontrollable urge to pelvic thrust during every action of his day, especially when in the presence of women. These women, according to his inner most wants and desires, have at least one kid, are pregnant, or chunky. Do not be fooled by his common late night "quests", they are actually an attempt to cover up is real late night adventures. These adventures appeal to him because they deal with sluts, sluts, and more sluts.
Be careful, sometimes a Ryan will style his hair, so the best way to spot him is look for his long tube socks that suggest he must have really really REALLY skinny legs. But a Ryan can also be a pretty cool guy, you just have to get over all the other things that he does in the beginning.
P.s. Don't let him touch you with his witchy fingers.
Hot Mama: Hey, is that a Ryan?
Ugly Chick: Oh ya! That's my main man. He is definetly a Ryan, his hair scratches your face sooo smoothly.
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An asshole, who thinks he's all that. Very athletic, tells girls he loves them, but is just lying. He's pretty much preppy, with a big head.
He's all talk, no action.
He's broken many girls hearts. He'll tell a girl what she wants to hear, then try and get in her pants.
He usually calls his girlfriends babygirl Lmao.
He's kinda abusive.
Within the 9th month of the relationship he'll drop you like a fly, for a cheerleader.
He's an actor, and he is controlling, and manipulative.
What a Douche, he must be a Ryan.
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A gay or bisexual man who loves taking it up the chuff. Usually never takes one man at a time, but usually lets three or four men savagely plow his anal passage. Also tends to have really shitty beards to go with his shitty lifestyle.
Eurghhh look at that guy. He's a right Ryan.
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Has floppy hair asian eyes and sausage fingers
Dear Ryan, I like your floppy hair and asian eyes sometimezZzxXxx
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