I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

an expression used by the residents of sydney, australia describing the euphoric sensation of wanting to pull your wang out and let it rip

(Eric) How was your flight?
(Ivan) It was long but i didnt really mind cause there was this fine ass bitch sitting next to me the whole time...now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

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don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

i didn't get any letters about it

Doing something possibly controversial and not having anyone complain about it.

Jake: "So I kicked a puppy today"
Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."

what did you say about minecraft

It’s a stupid joke used by middle school boys who think they’re funny and it literally means “I know you’re gay”. Usually people reply with “I said it’s gay” to say “I’m not gay” but people also get confused about it and don’t know it means gay.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!!
NATHAN: I said it’s gay.
JERRY: Ok your cool.

JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
EMMA: What?
JERRY: That’s What I thought.

OWEN: Knock knock.
JERRY: Who’s there.
OWEN: Jerry.
JERRY: Jerry who?
OWEN: Exactly my point.
JERRY: What did you say about Minecraft?!?
OWEN: I said it’s gay.

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what do you think about Turkey?

What do you think about Turkey and Turkish people?

what do you think about Turkey?

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SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up

woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

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