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When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"
The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.
John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
That powder, snow, blow, coke.
Sherry needed two for five on that Alaskan broom dust
When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking
Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
I gave my 8 year old sister an Alaskan Fire Dragon this morning.Alaskan Fire Dragon
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When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.
My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.
To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.
"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"