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go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
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Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.
I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.
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The act of lining a woman's mouth with aluminum foil, and proceeding to take a huge shit in the foil.
Cynthia immensely enjoyed last night's cleveland baked potato as a midnight snack.
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When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
Jersey Clam Bake
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Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.
Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.
fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart
When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.
Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.
Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.
I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.