Bed and Breakfast

Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning.

Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.

Me and the guys went on a camping trip and had Bed and Breakfast everyday we were out there.

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Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

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Breakfast Club

The breakfast club is a group of extremely exclusive kids doing extremely vile things who worship the number 33. 33 is not just a number, but a way of life. Consuming beverages is not just an option, but a habit. They love girls with nice curves. The rest of this secretive club is unknown. But, know this, they are all straight..

BC Member #1: Yo, are you tryin to hit this?
BC Member #2: Ofcourse..

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salty breakfast

A blow job in the morning.

"Honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?"

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Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").

O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.

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Breakfast of Champions

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.

Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions

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breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

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