rakin' cake

Making an enormous amount of money.

The city is rakin' cake with the last tax increase.

cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

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burnt cake

Dirty ass, crusty ass, musty ass booty. Booty that hasn't been washed in a week or more.

DaQuan: "Yo you eat Sharonda's ass?"

Tyrone: "Nah that bitch had some burnt cake."

dub cakes

your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.

damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”