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christian nouveau, if you belong to a trendy church based youth group such as younglife, or if your church has a big screen tv, or if during there is a rock band that plays during your service you are part of the christian nouveau movement.
John: Is this a church?
Kate: Yea isnt is awesome!
John: Why is there a huge tv hanging from the roof?
Kate: We use it for younglife to display movies during lockins
John: Kate, youre such a christian nouveau.
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another attempt by greedy men in suits to cash in on something. Basically "Christian Rock" is just another product that is pushed to be sold by men in suits sitting behind desks who are saying, "You stupid Christian youth, this is your music". Another product to be sold, conning you out of your money. Most Christian Rock has rock trappings but the melodies and song structures are lame, derivative and not very original or exciting. The lyrics are usually preachy, pompous, overbearing and propagandistic. True songwriters write from the heart, not according to some format or formula. If you want to hear entertaining rock'n'roll that covers themes that Christians can relate to, there is plenty of it. U2 is an excellent example, they ROCK. Also, Pink Floyd, Genesis, the Ramones, the Beatles, Rush, Peter Gabriel and many other big name acts cover mature topics, yes, even with religious references and inspiration. Jesus can be found in everything, if you look hard enough.
Christian rock ain't nothing but propaganda for right wing fundies who care about the "message" more the music. It ain't really too different, in that aspect, from so-called Nazi rock. It's just propaganda, a product. Most of it is really just lame "adult" pop anyway. "You Light Up My Life" is one of the most goopy and hideous pieces of trash to ever hit the charts and airwaves. "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" is a great slab of "Jesus rock" because it comes from the HEART, like rock'n'roll is supposed to do in the first place.
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A hipster who is into Jesus and goes to church. Usually a Christian hipster is a year behind all usual hipster trends.
I met this Christian Hipster at Starbucks who JUST got into Vampire Weekend.
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Any kind of metal music made by Christians, some people doubt the legitimacy of Christian metal because of the stereotypical anti-religious attitude of many extreme metal bands. There is no certain genre of christian metal, it depends on the music itself. Unfortunately, it is sometimes given a bad name by generic trendy bands who pretend to be 'the only alternative to all this evil satanic metal'
This is what the media tends too believe as well, Some good advice is to ignore trendwhoring groups and media image. In the massive underground metal scene, many AWESOME Christian metal bands exist.
Some great Christian death metal bands are: Crimson Thorn, Anaemia, Lament, Discarnated, and Mortification.
Other Christian metal bands (I won't bother to list genres) are Renascent, Crimson Moonlight, Theocracy, Far Beyond, Divine Symphony, Antestor, Immortal Souls, Shadows Fall (Yes, they are a GOOD metalcore band) and Stryper.
If you aren't Christian, or not religious (like me) Headbang!
If you are Christian, Headbang! and pay attention to the lyrics.
Some elitists think Christian metal isn't good because the bands are religious....funny...I don't think that stops them from playing heavy music
Person 1: Mortification's 'Scrolls Of The Megilloth' and Crimson Thorn's 'Dissection' are Death Metal masterpeices, by Christian metal bands.
Person 2: Christian Death Metal??
Person 1: Yep, listen to this (shows person 2 Mortification)
Person 2: Wow, killer Death Metal!
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1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely
2. The opposite of real logic
1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
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The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays
The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
On the Christian Calendar Easter is a season instead of just one day.
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Christian is a very smart boy and usually really loves English.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.
Look at that Christian J
studying english
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