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a.k.a. God; The master of everything.
When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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NOT GOD
NOT AWSOME
CANT STUNT FIGHT
No one is god except god your all going to hell for saying chuck norris is god. Not only that he can't even throw his punches you can tell there fake. If you like chuck norris your a redneck sonofabitch.
I am chuck norris and im not god.
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Lead vocalist and air guitarist for thrash metal band Testament.
Testament Fan 1-"Did you go to the Testament concert last night?"
Testament Fan 2- "Yeah, Chuck Billy was rippin out his air guitar moves"
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When you are doing a girl doggie style and right before you cum, you jump off and round house kick her in the head. As you are doing the round house kick your cum sprays the entire room.
I was doing this girl doggie style and she pissed me off so i chuck norris'd her!
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A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS
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the biggest playa in the world and the biggest tragic hero of our age
When chuck norris wanted to have relations with Carmen Electra, all he had to say was "You ready for the Norris inside you?". She couldn't jump on him fast enough. Sadly, when he came, his semen roundhouse-kicked its way through her body, destroying it from the inside.
Chuck's tears then caused the hurricane in Lousiana
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Originated at the campus of Messiah College. Describes someone who is stupid, silly, annoying, dirty, or anyone that acts like garbage. Like Chuck.
Yo, when you farted in class, the fat girl behind you called you a chuck wagon.
Jared you chuckwagon, you embarassed
yourself when you screamed and acted like a girl after the teacher scratched the chalkboard.
Stop acting like a chuckwagon Ji-won
and dont smoke cigs or speed so you get tickets on campus.
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