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crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation February 20, 2016


Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M

Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you

by O my gosh November 2, 2019


crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 8, 2016


The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016


Crusty Dusty Busty

The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.

person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"

by penis496 September 11, 2021


Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020


Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019