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Fuck faggot ass face - yo shaqweefa talking mad shit
Jim - ill fuck a bitch till she dies
A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.
John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."
Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."
A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
Disrespecting someone in a purposely subtle fashion, in attempt to discredit the person while maintaining your own reputation as a “good guy”.
“Great dinner you made for me and my friends , my love. It was quite good for being so simplistic and hastily prepared.”
“Did you hear Guy humble dis Lori after dinner? What a douche.”