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When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)
dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english
The Queen of England dusty pussy
The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"
she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.
you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish
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Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw
Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”
That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”
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A fairly ordinary english person with an uneven suntan on her or his ankles caused by wearing socks while out in the sun.
Juno Temple interview published the Guardian on 23rd June 2012 where she describes a nude movie scene she played in the film Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey:
"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."
"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board
3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos
Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you
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