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/ˈɡrasˌhäpər-īz/
noun
Opposite of cross-eyes. Also known as strabismus or walleye (slang): A condition in which the eyes appear to be looking in different directions as with a grasshopper. Sometimes individuals with this condition are referred to as being "grassy".
Check out them grasshopper-eyes! I can't tell if that fool is eyeballing me or the wall.
When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.
Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.
Someone who sells their body for prostitution. But for sight only, no touching.
Daniel: Did you see the new Megan Fox pics?
Riley: Yeah, she is such an eye prostitute.
Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.
A.K.A. - Cockeyed
His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.
How you might feel when you want to use a word in conversation that you're familiar with in reading and writing, you know perfectly well what it means, but you've never heard it spoken, and have no idea how to pronounce it.
"It doesn't matter how many times you click on Font Color. Changing red text to red again won't make a difference. It's eye-dem-... id-em-..." (thinking, "How the *$%^& do you pronounce 'idempotent'??? Guess that makes me eye-literate.")
when someone abruptly looks at you in a mean or dirty manner. Closely related to the death glare.
The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .