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Used to describe a girl who uses the social networking tool facebook to the extreme. This is usually somone who is on facebook all the time and posts slutty pictures of themselves or comment on as many walls an photos as possible in hopes of making their profile and selves look popular. They will even comment randomly to strangers or old friends they haven't spoken to in years.
In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.
They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
Ok so I met that girl last night and she added me on facebook immediately... I mean she was pretty good looking but when I looked at her profile i could TELL she was a FACEBOOK QUEEN... how can you take someone like that seriously??
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A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
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Finding out something incredible happened via Facebook. Leaves one in a state of disbelief.
"Dude! I didn't know that Mary and Bill were going out until I saw that Facebook Bombshell!"
"I just checked Facebook and saw that my girlfriend is pregnant. That was a Facebook Bombshell..."
"Turns out my dad is gay. That was Facebook Bombshell I wasn't prepared for."
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When someone has nothing better to do than post links to music videos on their facebook status. It's even more annoying when they do it 10 times in a row.
Did you see Julio's Facebook status today? He thinks he is a Facebook DJ.
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A boy or girl that one may find attractive in real life, but when you go home to stalk her via Facebook, you find that she has little to none attractive pictures. This is a downer when you try to show your friends a hot girl on Facebook; but unbeknown to you, she doesn't have many attractive pictures, making you look like a fool for thinking someone is hot who appears not to be.
Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.
Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..
Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!
Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.
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The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
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a person who will seem perfectly normal during most forms of communication (texting, talking, email, etc.) but upon using facebook chat they assume a new persona such that they seem as if they are depressed, suicidal, or otherwise interested is hurting themselves.
boy1)hey have you ever talked to that Jim guy?
boy2)yeah he seems pretty cool, why?
boy1)well he sent me a friend request on facebook last night so i started chatting with...
boy2)so what?
boy1)he got really depressing.
boy2)dude hes a total facebook emo.