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When an over 30 year old couple see babies, they seem to want to have one
*A baby in a stroller is pushed past a couple*
Couple: AWWWW
Man: Lets have a baby!
Woman: YEAH, I love babies, I want one!
Friend: It looks as though you two have a case of the Baby Fever
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When a person who is non Caucasian has a sexual fetish for people with white skin.
That Asian girl says she is disgusted by guys with yellow fever when she has snow fever and only dates white guys.
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Delerium tremens or the D. T's
He got a bad case of Barrel Fever.
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The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.
"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"
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Short for Highway fever
1. A very contagious fever that causes the responsible driving part of the brain to slip out of consciousness. Caught while driving on major Highways such as Trans Canada or Interstate.
Symptoms: Driving very fast, excessive passing on the opposite lane and tailgating at 100km/h.
The risk of Hwy Fever increases with prolonged driving on the Highway. Worst when combined with city driving and drowsiness.
We started the road trip with our driver's manuals glued to our head.
We ended the road trip in a dazed state with severe Hwy Fever only snapping into consciousness when a passenger pointed out we were hitting 180 km/h.
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a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.
i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.
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A term used to describe an individual who has a strong sexual fetish-liking towards other individual who possess Scandinavian features, most notably blond hair and blue eyes who also who might exert some degree of Germanophilia/Scandinavian phile.
This term is used in a similar context with an individual who might have a strong fetish for Asians, also known as Yellow Fever.
Viking Fever can also be used loosely to refer to the liking of red-haired individuals (Erik the Red a famous Viking was redheaded) or light haired with light colored eyes individuals. The term can only be applied to individuals who are of Non-European descent (i.e. Africans, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, etc.) or really dark-skinned/hair Europeans; but no particular race in general, as long as the person being told they have Viking Fever aren't Scandinavian themselves.
Friend 1: Bro I love Taylor Swift, she has such beautiful blond hair and blue eyes
Friend 2: Dude you got Viking Fever!
Friend 1: What's that?!?!?!
Friend 2: Means you have a fetish for blonds!
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