The drink grandma has at holidays and family events that the little children cant have because its alchaholic.
Grandson tried to reach for grandma juice and mom had to take it out of his hands before he drank it by accident
When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”
God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.
When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob
Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch
Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today