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A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.
Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose?
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.
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When two of on duty KFC employees team up to take down a fugative using common fast food restaurant items like chairs, hot grease ect
Employee 1 - holy crap a fugative
Employee 2 - dang
both - "KENTUCKY FRIED TEAMWORK"
Fugative - OH SHIET
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Avant Garde punk band responsible for the UFK Dollshouse collective in SE England. Signed a host of other bands.
Unlucky Fried Kitten are filling up the Dollshouse
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A short week at work in which one has thursday and friday off- thus wednesday being transformed into a friday.
Dude: Hey, drinks after work today?
Dudette: Don't think so- its Wednesday.
Dude: Nuh uh. Its Wednes(fri)day girl!!
Dudette: Oh, in that case, I have plans.
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This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.
I'm going to wear my Windows XP polo shirt this bis cas fri.
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noun.
1. A pussy that belongs to an elderly woman. It looks fried.
2. A pussy that has long since passed it's prime and is no operational.
Seeing deep fried pussy will scar you for life, bro.
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the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
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