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bullshit hard

So difficult that it is bullshit.

When a video game has random components that make it difficult and that are unpredictable, that game is said to be bullshit hard.

by jakezeppelinfan December 13, 2013


hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017


The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 14, 2019


hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020


hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.

“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”

by OtterNine October 06, 2020


hard leftie

A leftist or liberal especially a one whose bitter about the 2016 Election. Many Softist Liberals left the country and renounced their citizenship.

I'm tired of the whining hard leftie losers!

by Type2GenomeManiac November 20, 2019


Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017