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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016


Hawk 'Em Down

To chase them down, to catch up.

"I already dropped his mans, I still hawk 'em down!"

by sosa's def April 6, 2024


blind hawk

An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot

Dude yesterday while on playstation network i pulled a blind hawk on my friend it was crazy!!!

by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 1, 2011


Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.

Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"

by pseudonyimm September 30, 2024

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Chicken hawk

He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is

Me: fuck u

Chicken hawk: MOMMY

by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 23, 2020


hawk thua

When performing fellatio, aka giving head, sucking dick, giving a blowjob, sometimes the performer needs to spit on it to give proper lubrication to bring the recipient to climax.

Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.

β€œI was giving my boyfriend head last night, and I had to give it a big β€˜ol’ Hawk Thua, to lube it up good. It was sexy as fuck and he came so quick!”

by He’s Not Right June 20, 2024


Trash Hawk

Trash hawk is a person who picks up discarded furniture or other items from the side off the side of road usually the curb in front of your neighbors house. They get in quickly and swoop in to get the best stuff.

My sister is such a trash hawk. She swooped in to get that sofa my neighbor put on the curb.

by Wordsmith808 December 29, 2022