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A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.
Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is
A fit gay man, primarily a top over 30, who cruises for tasty smooth young men, generally bottoms with bubble buts. Many claim to be a Chicken Hawk, but few possess the prowess of sight, speed, and agility to be a Chicken Hawk. When seen in its natural environment, "The Club" is an amazing sight, and easy to miss, with the stealthy cruise, subtle eye contact, and quick execution.
I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.
1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....
2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?
3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy
girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
"DAMN!, Johnny the disabled guys getting the hawking shake, madness, YOU GO JOHNNY BOY!"
When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins
I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out