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At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.
Tuah's are on sale!
I washed your Tuah.
Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.
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When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.
Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
What everyone is hoping to achieve at Memory Motel or Montauk Manor during peak Hamptons Summertime after galavanting at The Surf Lodge bopping to John Summit's Where You Are for the 69th time this year.
"I'm looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes to give the Montauk Tuah to."
"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
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Professionally achieving something using this category of skills
“Yo Nathaniel, how did you beat me in call of duty so easily”
“I was using the Clod Tuah method bro”
huak tuah slobber all over that thing.
Huak tuah used as a way to put lots of spit on the penis for blowjob
Kamala Harris huak tuah’d her way right into the White House 🤣
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Hang Tuah is malay equivalent of Chad
Person1: That person is such a Hang Tuah
Person2: Man, ikr