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At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.
Tuah's are on sale!
I washed your Tuah.
Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.
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When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.
Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"
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Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.
It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.
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When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.
Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night
You gotta give 'em that hawk tuah, spit on that thang
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A sound you make when you're about to collect your saliva and spit it out.
You gotta hawk tuah before you spit on that thing.
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In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.
Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.
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