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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 15, 2016


Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.

Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"

by pseudonyimm September 30, 2024

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Chicken hawk

He is a stupid bitch and a fat lard and can break like a twig cause how skinny his dick is

Me: fuck u

Chicken hawk: MOMMY

by Hfhdnrnjcjdjrnnf February 23, 2020


Hawk 'Em Down

To chase them down, to catch up.

"I already dropped his mans, I still hawk 'em down!"

by sosa's def April 6, 2024


blind hawk

An act made in black ops descibing when one "acidentaly" kills his opponent with a tomahawk. Trust me its fucking crazy i did this a bunch of times i was in nuke town and i couldn't find my friend and i jus blindly through it from behind the hummer and it hit him on the stairs of the yellow house, it bounced off the book shelf on the second floor and hit him.....boom!! head shot

Dude yesterday while on playstation network i pulled a blind hawk on my friend it was crazy!!!

by bonbonboobiemanzzzzz February 1, 2011


Hawk Tuzz

Hawk tuah huzz

You bruzz look at those hawk Tuzz.

by Skibidigooner December 21, 2024

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Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022