brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

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if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.

“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”

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Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

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keep a look eye

always keep your eyes open

dude how are you going to find any thing if you dont keep a look eye

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You Look Fine

Your mom, dad, or spouse's way of saying "you don't look good at all, but I'm way too nice to tell you that."

Wife: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Husband:*holy sh*t fatty* You look fine.

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Look alive

Code word used by member of the gay community to make it know theyre available for gay sex

Mike looks hot tonight. "Hey Mike.. look alive"

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LOOK MATE!

a term used very often by the Monica species. Said up to 200-300 times a day, it could get very annoying to nearby friends as well as strangers who come across her.
Originally a phrase said only in frustration, it has since become a well rehearsed cry for acceptance and attention from fellow friends ie DH

LOOK MATE! No need to get nasty now.
LOOK MATE! Who do you think you are?!
LOOK MATE! Clearly...

or in most cases, just simply
LOOK MATE!

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