vegetarian hot lunch

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

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Hot Box Lunch

While getting head under the covers, pull the sheets tight so she is forced to deep throat your hog. Let out the largest fart you can muster and bust your load to the back of her throat. giving her a hot box and a lunch all at once

Carrin did not like the Hot Box Lunch Nick gave her

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blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.

A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.

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scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

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Cut Your Lunch

When a guy or a girl has sex or takes part in anything sexual with a girl/guy that you like or that you are almost together with.

1. Dude i think Tim is going to cut your lunch if your not careful.

2. Man what a shit night I can't believe Jess cut my lunch.

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German Lunch Box

The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.

Klaus: "Inga gave me the best German lunch box I've ever had on my lunch break yesterday!"

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bag lunch

Euphemism for booze of any variety

"Gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?"
"What are we having today? Bag lunch!"

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