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a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.
altogether: I SAID SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!
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Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
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That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
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the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.
"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."
To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.
Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.
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