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Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something
Often used by people outside of the locus of decision
Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭
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Mid among mids, mid fiction.
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, is mid fiction.
A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue
Bob:LMAO YOUR A MID WHITE MAN
Tim:NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE MID AND WHITE!
The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.