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Non Minecraft player

A stupid idiot who has no friends, no dad, no mother, no parental figure, and NO BITCHES. 0 Bitches. These people better start playing the game or they will be fatherless virgins forever

Man: I’m a non minecraft player
Woman: Fuck you

by Jakapzicuyctdgevev July 14, 2022


Vanilla Minecraft Experience

When Bamboo is sometimes just too hard to clear

Man my entire garden is filled with Bamboo, this isn't what I came to understand of a "Vanilla Minecraft Experience."

by Bid Bongus January 27, 2022


The Minecraft Mobs Show

an upcoming web-series coming to YouTube on May 10th, 2023, this series will revolve around Minecraft mobs.

I have enjoyed the new series called The Minecraft Mobs Show, didn't you enjoy it?

by The Minecraft OG. September 14, 2022


Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft

These 3 games make up 79% of an adults childhood. They are just games and they use to care more about roblox or fortnite more than mom or care more about minecraft than uncle and auntie.

Roblox is a game full of lego blocks. It is super annoying when chatting because all it does is CENSOR left and right, up and down, sideways, EVERYTHING IS CENSORED. it is yet full of hackers.

Fortnite is a shooting game that many adults wish to be deleted. It is a worldwide attraction to little kids and usually most people who play it are ages 7-14

Minecraft is the best one of all. It is like rolox but better. Instead of everyone looking like lego's it is an actual cube and there are less hackers. Minecraft is recommended to play all day if you like.

Kid1: Roblox, Fortnite, And Minecraft are the best
Kid2: I hate you. All you are is addicted to games
Kid1: Want me to beat you in Fortnite?
Kids2,3,4,5,: We'd like to see you try
Kid1: HOLY

by igotitallHANDLED May 2, 2022

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Minecraft Admins Day

December the 20th is the Minecraft Admins Day.

In this day, all Minecraft admins can ban all people for 24hours for a relax,and good time.

i cant wait for minecraft admins day!!!!!

by notnoelkozmunkas December 10, 2020


Minecraft Hacker Legit

You alsways see those mf's in your bedwars lobby's/matches. They are shit and annoying.
Like fr who even uses hacks anymore.

You: HEY!!! THAT GUY ITS A MINECRAFT HACKER LEGIT!!
Hacker: Stfu bozo
You: "gets clapped by hacker"

by LegitMinecraftPlayer April 8, 2021


Minecraft banner syndrome

Where a photo or a video has the shadows and highlights blown out more than an instagram filter representative of minecraft banners

1:You're a very amateur photographer

2:This has minecraft banner syndrome

by ripideas August 12, 2017