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when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff
i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff
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1. - an unfortunate incident involving the crotchal area of you girlfried. likely to put you off sex for life.
2. - an alternative expression for fair enough
1. alex unzipped james' trousers 'holy shit!! he has a hairy muff'.
2. 'im going to the shop to purchase an illegal substance'. 'hairy muff'.
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1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina
This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)
1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!
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A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"
Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?
Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.
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an EXTREMELY hairy cunt or beaver. so hairy that it seems to defy the laws of physics. this term cannot be used loosely.
omfg did u see the diti muff on that heffer?
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Shortened and less explicit version of "mother fucking"
"I'm muff huggin tired"
"Give me a muff huggin burger"
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Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern
Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!
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