turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

Fridge Magnet Name

A term used to describe a person whose name resembles that of randomly jumbled fridge magnets. (Includes misspellings of common names)

Regularly named person 1: "Dude, have you met my friend *insert fridge magnet name*?"
Regularly named person 2: "Naa man, but that is a real fridge magnet name"

*Some example names would include: Jennavecia, Joshalyn, Rien, Journey, Adiana, Isabel, Lianna, Ayden, Zyler, Taj*

Sherlock is a girl's name

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

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Obama's Last Name

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

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A Pet Named Steve

An imaginary pet that Markiplier has used in the game Google Fued. It also shows that Mark has officially lost it lolz

I think I swallowed A Pet Named Steve

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Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

whats her name

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.

Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?

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