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1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation
2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......
Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping
Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.
Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
An onomotopeoia.
When one farts with such volume whilst asleep it actually disrupts the sleep cycle. Particularly dangerous if the nature of the emanation is so noxious it causes the temporary cessation of breathing.
Dude, I am so roasted.... Damn Sleep Brappnea kept waking me up and WHEW... it was gnarly.... Hardly slept at all!!!!!
Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
A need to sleep with the windows open
You suffer from window sleep
Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*