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If a man was to cum after one pull of his 'man stuff' ...
Bernard cummed after one pull.
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act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal
Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping
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A person who stands out above everyone else, usually in a sarcastically negative way.
Timmy wanted to be That One Guy and decided to smash his friend's face into the cake. Hey, if he wasn't gonna do it, someone else was gonna do it. Let's be honest, it's inevitable.
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to fully live the one dream you have to:
A) become the greatest footballer to grace the beautiful game of futbol
B) captain your country to fifa world cup supremacy
C) wear a track suit at all times, except for when playing football for your club or international club
I found my passion for footballing after my parents disowned me and I went out in a single streetlight kicking a football against a brickwall. It all led up to me captaining my country, Mexico, to the Fifa world cup..when the celebrations are over i am walking off the pitch in Soccer city johannesburg, while wearing my track suit and spiked hair and a single mexican child comes up and asks for my autograph... oh oh oh ohoh...
One Dream
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A lively, or interesting or annoying or peculiar or uncontrollable etc etc person
Also someone or something likely to win in a game, race etc.
"Looks like we've got ourselves a live one"
"I've bet on a real live one"
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The only difference between white and black people. ONE F*CKING INCH. If you are right in between, then you are loved by everybody.
OMFG!!! You know what?
What?
The only difference between white people and black people is one inch...
You mean that bitch left me for just an extra 2.56 centimeters??!
Yeah. Never thought of it like that...
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