pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

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Purple Pants

A common slur for Italians with a bad sense of fashion. The victims of the slur usually follow the most popular trends even if it calls for reinventing the word tacky.

Did you see the purple pants mongrels? They were both wearing their louis vuitton man-purses with matching purple jeans.

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fat pants

pants which must be purchased because the wearer has gained so much weight

I have to go buy some fat pants today because I gained so much weight at the company's free luncheons, that my old ones are too small. What's that about?

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Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

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pants

Something that gets in the way when your ready to do the bone dance.

Also.. a stupid word reffering to a "pair of pants", which makes no sense because its only one pant, yet nobody says "i bought a sweet pant yesterday", so it doesnt work that way.

I was tryin to fuck this bitch when i was drunk, but then i noticed my pants were in the way >.<!

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capri pants

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

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nuddy pants

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nide-colored pants are? They are no pants. So if you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no paints, i.e., you are naked.

Dancing in my nuddy-pants means dancing naked.

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