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Police Box

When you stretched her box out in round one and go back in for round two and there's no traction anymore so it's like the TARDIS in Doctor Who: a box that's much bigger on the inside.

Jason: Sorry, honey, this isn't working. You've got a police box now.

Samantha: A police box?

Jason: Twat And Relative Dick In Snatch, and the relative size has changed a lot since fifteen minutes ago.

by nonuniqueusername February 14, 2023


Murder police

Homecide Detective

I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police

by AlilADwillDoYa February 2, 2016


Rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE )

MET Rogue-ness is a common sighting and is very helpful for health, stamina and agility. Without rogue-ness, we’d have unfit command and that’s why rogues-ness is now allowed.

Exactly, I’m rogue ( METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE ) and it’s good for me

by God If He Was Straight August 31, 2022


police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako February 27, 2016


victoria police

Daniel andrews private militia, enforcing lockdowns and stripping people of all freedom, they literally suck sick for a pay cheque.

Look it’s Victoria police coming so serve us lol jokes they here to take our freedom

by I loved Melbourne September 23, 2021


isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 18, 2023