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A literature series for all people, also a character in the series. There are seven books in this series, Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone (or for you americans Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone), Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This story is about a small wizard name Harry Potter who was raised by his uncle and aunt and cousin because Voldemort kill his parents, after that he was accept to Hogwarts with his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger and his goal was to destroy Voldemort forever. The fans of this series are called Potterheads, and they use a web called POttermore to discover their Patronus, and wands, and their house, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff
Friend: What are you reading?
Me: Harry Potter, have you read it?
Friend: NO i watch the movie
Me: *throws Harry Potter book at his face* Read IT NOW!!
Books that every child has read in some point in time. Butterbeer, robes, Wattpad stories about Draco Malfoy, Fan Fics, wands, patronus, etc.
Me: Have you read Harry Potter?
Friend: No
Me: *wacks friend with a rolled up paper*
someone who will out smoke and drink you in the same party! with a 8 inch dick!
have you seen that Kory potter he finished the whole gallon of vodka
The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel
You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call
wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.
Did you finish your assignment last night ?
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
ungrateful little brat that only cares about herself she IS a complete bitch and a cunt