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Pulled a T-pud

The act of popping your trick excessively high, doing an excessively difficult rail or ledge trick, for an excessively long time, like Torey Pudwill

Bob: damn dude this ledge is so high
John: alright, ready, first try
*John pops a high kickflip to backside lipslide and slides for 20 seconds and 180's out to fakie*

Bob: wow dude you just pulled a T-pud

by fadfjkdfjkjejijf August 20, 2011


another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021


Whacking my pud

Playing with my penis

Mom, come in here. I'm whacking my pud.

by Sigman Freud September 8, 2016


Drink your pudding

Eating out somebody's butt, when they have diarrhea

Baby I know you don't feel well but I'm gonna drink your pudding

by Ajgoddess June 5, 2018


Using pudding for frosting

One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.

The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.

A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.

Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.

No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?

Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.

by Ultimate Authority May 30, 2021


Forbidden Rice Pudding

The manly ejaculatory cream that fills the forbidden sock.
A synonym for sperm.

1:
"Hey dude, mind if I borrow your socks"
"Sure just grab any pair."
"Cool.... Why does this one feel solid. What's in it?"
"Oh... That's uuhh... It's my Forbidden Rice Pudding."
"Eeeeeew DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!"

2:
"Dude this rice pudding is delicious."
"Aaaah thanks I'm glad you like it. Though I put it in a blue bowl."
"Oh what's the difference?"
"Pal, there's no easy way to say this - that bowl is for the Forbidden Rice Pudding"

by Dee._ February 14, 2021


Twinkie Oreo pudding

Diabetes

Twinkie oreo pudding gave me diabetes

by ಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) December 2, 2019