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If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
Happy pumpkin day!
to stick a soft penis in a vagina.
I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.
I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
Smashing Pumpkins are dull.
A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"
A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"
A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne
That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess
When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t