D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.
Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.
Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.
Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!
That dude’s a total rod bumper.
That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
That dude’s a total rod bumper.
That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.
A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.
Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.