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a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist
"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"
A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.
Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?
a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
A group of pathetic emo nerds who feel enlightened yet still adhere to the ridiculous concept of religion by calling themselves satanists.
“I had no friends, so I chose Satanism”
The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:
Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.
Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness
Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
Since religion is a sensitive topic, it should be noted that I am as bare bones as possible and do not know much about this religion. It is a religion followed by the "demon god" although there is no god in Satanism, The name of his is "Baphomet". Most people think since Satanism has "Satan" in its name, they think they worship Satan himself but that of far from the truth. According to it there are multiple Satans with different social levels. This is much as I have gathered, feel free to correct me by disliking this post and for me fixing it
David: Bro, did you heard of Satanism?
Zach: Yeah I think they worship Satan's.
David: No dude they have another guy named Bapho-. I forgor 💀
Zach:It's alright dude