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Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

by SandwichWizard III April 26, 2009

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stank sandwiched

This occurs when you cant find your way out of a fart zone.

Damn man I got stank sandwiched at the mall today.

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sandwich Hell

To give someone a peanut butter sandwich, with nothing to drink afterwards.

I just had a sandwich hell, I need to go get some more groceries.

by Sief October 7, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bombay Sandwich

A Bombay Sandwich is when you cum between a girls boobs, then you squeeze them together and a dollop of your favorite chutney on top.

After the ball game, this girl came over and I gave her a bombay sandwich, unfortunately the mint chutney I had used was past its expiration date.

by ASA Sandwich Maker November 27, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.

Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cad sandwich

The act of being raped by a football coach and a basketball coach at the same time, and liking it.

" woah, matt just got a cad sandwich"

" bet he loved it "

by bigdrew69 June 1, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty sandwich

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.

"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"

by Titsmcgrit June 26, 2011

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