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Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.
I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor
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Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.
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The act of ejaculating onto someone.
Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.
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A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white
I gave that girl a silver shower
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When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"
A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"