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The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.
Nadsack: no... dont get it...
Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!
Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!
Dude: YES! I GOT IT!
Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!
Dude:....I love this game.
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Shoving, pushing, tripping, etc. a sophomore into a locker or down the steps for own personal amusement. Also used as a game for juniors as seniors.
Now that we are juniors we can participate in sophomore smash.
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When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.
"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.
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to engage in vigorous sexually activity
John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...
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Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.
OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing
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An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.
"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".
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Sex.
(If you get really, really high, you will come to the realization that this word is the true way to express the concept of sex).
"This girl and I gugby smashed last night."
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