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plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021


sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts November 30, 2012


Sperm

Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it.

Phil: 'Stephen explane what sperm is'
Stephen : 'I don't not sir, I'm w virgin.
Also Stephen:' Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it '.

by Kaasplankje3.0 May 3, 2020


Sperm

Name: Oscar

Hey Sperm Wacha doin

by Lord Gunni March 15, 2022


Sperm

What comes out your penis when your uncle Rubs is it

Hello friends my uncle came to my house yesterday and sperm got on my bra and bed

by Gmreagcaen February 20, 2020


Sperm

Its you bro
You’re sperm

Friend: hey did you know you’re made out of sperm?
You: oh

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 22, 2022


sperm

formal way of saying cum

"my sperm shot in her vagina"

by , you don't need to know who November 22, 2021