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When one gets his Mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. The gentleman then (ensuring a solid boner), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. Then, ensuring said boner is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)
"Have yourself a merry little straight dipping"
"man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing"
"i bloody love a good old straight dip"
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a straight edged ruler, or a straight razor
i shaved with a straight edge. i drew a ine using a straight edge.
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A "sexuality" made up by transphobic straight people. It means that they will date someone of the opposite gender, excluding transgenders. Their main objective is to guilt trip people into thinking they belong in the LGBT community and that they're opressed.
Person 1: I'm super straight.
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N
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A jacket designed not to allow a person to move freely and specifically designed for you not to see your belly button.
(This is because women go crazy over the fact lint gets into their belly button, they will be driven off to the loony bin)
This jacket is also specifically designed for you to see only your feet and toes.
(It is thought that this calms people down)
I had to call to get her put In a straight jacket.
She found another piece of lint in her bellybutton
I guess she will be staring at her feet the rest of her time in the straight jacket.
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Someone or something that you find disgusting.
e.g. Someone farts "ew you're straight dirt"
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“Straight” is one of the three sides of TikTok. On Straight TikTok, you’ll see videos of the “Hype House,” people dancing, usage of the “Bling” effect, and usage of the “G6” filter. You know you’re on Straight TikTok when you have all the latest drama updates, and follow people like Charli D’Amelio, Josh Richards, Addison Re, and Lil Huddy.
“My friend, Emily, has switched over to Straight TikTok. What a crackhead!”
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1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town
2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
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