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Asian mom is probably the strictest mom of them all. If you lost a single thing, they won't think, it's okay, I will help you find it, they will think, WHAT? YOU LOST IT? And if they are mad, they really mean it when they hit you or slap you or point you in the middle of your head, which is bad because that might destroy brain cells, which would make you more stupid, which would cause your asian mom to shout at you more and more often. So, basically, they bring on trouble by themselves. Why can't they just calmly talk and be like other moms? HUH?
M: Where's your agenda?
You: Uh. I lost it.
M: WTF you lost it? Well, you *jabs you in the head* are grounded for one year! How can you lose the most important thing in school?
When she's gone
You: Sigh, Asian Mom..
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THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.
I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.
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A bitchy overprotective 40-something asswipe with 2.5 kids and a big ass fucking van.
Soccer moms need to get fucked in the ass
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The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
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A mom fuck is the woman in the neighborhood who is willing to let anyone fuck her when her husband is away. She doesnt care if her kids are home or not. She enjoys showing off her body in skimpy, slutty clothes and lets men do anything they want to her, anytime. She'll answer the door in almost nothing or naked and let whoever is there in to fuck her.
Kathy is the neighborhood mom fuck. She loves getting her mouth, pussy, and ass stuffed whenever possible. Everyone knows that when her husband is away on business that she's available for anything. Men walking their dogs stop by for a quick fuck. Kathy just smiles and asks them what they would like to do. She bends over or lies back n spreads her legs or starts bouncing on his hard cock. If her kids are home she just sends them upstairs or outside for a few minutes.
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The first woman over 40 that I fucked
Like a fine wine, Lucka’s Mom can only get better with age.
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Usually refers to a white middle aged female. She is either divorced or quickly on her way to being divorced because no self respecting man will put up with her very long. She realizes that although she tries desperately to be everything from super house wife and super mother to super business exec- that she can do none of these things good so she needs a man.... but can't keep one. She is usually on the prowl for a new fake dad to help raise her brood of children from all of her failed relationships with men who have kicked her to the curb.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
Man at a bar says to another- "Sorry I'm late bro. Some man hunting fat assed soccer mom with a bunch of kids in aS.M.A.Vcrashed me on the way over. What a dumb cunt".
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