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When a man bends down and you see his dick outline from behind.
Casey bent over and you could so see his huge bunny tail
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When you're about to have sex with a girl on her period... you turn out the lights so it's dark, flip her around into the doggystyle position, bend her over, pull her tampon out, and attempt to stick it in her ass in the dark as if you were blind folded and trying to pin the tail on the donkey. Upon completion, sex is mandatory but the return of the tampon to the vagina and/or Donkey Punch is optional.
"Dude, my girl was on the rag last night so I had to play a little "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" to get a piece.
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A fox tail is a condom stuffed with shit and animal fur. This condom is then places into a furry's (People who dress as anims) genitals or asshole.
Damn that dude used a foxtail all up in that pony's pussy.
Fox tails are commonly used in fetish acts.
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when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.
Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!
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When a vampire blows a dinosaurs tail.
"Dude! It's so gross! Izzy gave Dino a tail job in the elevator again!"
"That"s fucking sick man."
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A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.
"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."
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